There are so many cool things in the works and on the horizon that I don’t even know where to begin. Okay, I’ll start with a friend’s exciting news. My friend Kerry, screenwriter extraordinaire, currently working on a handful of projects with A-listers, was just mentioned in Variety Magazine regarding one of her projects with Darren Aronofsky, and her name is in the subtitle! See the ARTICLE HERE. So happy to see her receive the attention she deserves. Speaking of attention, before I get to my little announcements, here’s my column from this week, which is all about my own personal houseboy, aka THE DETAILER. I’m surprised more people haven’t jumped into the comments section to offer their opinion of what today’s acceptable PC term for “maid” is. But on to the stuff I’ve got going on…

The web site for Battle of the Bar Queens: Tantrums and Tiaras looks absolutely fabulous! And now, the contestants and judges pages have been added. Check out my fellow judges for the event RIGHT HERE. I’m really looking forward to this, it’s going to be outrageous and fun, so if you’re in San Diego, get your tickets (for a good cause, Mama’s Kitchen), and come out to see for yourself! It’s Sunday, October 25. Booyah. But wait, there’s more…