The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. — Geoffrey Madan

This may come as a bit of a shock to those of you who know what an early adopter I am, but I JUST got my iPhone. Like 20 minutes ago. I haven’t even opened the box, just walked in the door and flipped open my MacBook so that I could let you know how giddy I am to have a new toy. GIDDY.

So, it’s New Year’s Eve. Don’t forget, for those of you who don’t go to sleep tonight, to tune in to Chip’s morning show tomorrow, because I’ll be chatting with him at some point for a few minutes about our predictions for the year to come. If you’re still looking for something to do tonight, Chip is hosting a New Year’s Eve Comedy show at the Comedy Palace.