Ah, December! Magical month. I’ve got photos of some very cool and sparkly flower arrangements David recently created… must get those up on Flickr soon for you, and then I’ll post ‘em here as well. Since I’ve last said hey, two more of my COLUMNS have been published. The first is slightly scandalous, about a no-good-cheating-bastard and a friend who deserves better. Update, she now has better. Yay! The story is called “T4M,” for reasons that will become evident when you read it. No video for that one, I would have had to reveal the identities of the innocent or parked my ass in a back-alley, and that would have been inappropriate for the likes of YouTube. I did, however, create a video for THIS week’s column, called PINKY SWEAR. Because the article is about secret languages, I demonstrated in a video the few that I know, for your edification: