Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago. — Horace Mann

FIRST, if you are not on FIREFOX or SAFARI, then you are not seeing the little red word, “Continue,” at the bottom of this page, and therefore you are not seeing the entire posts from some of my entries. The best way to make sure you are seeing it all is to click on the little orange square at the very bottom left of this page, or to subscribe by adding your email address in the “Feedblitz” box on the right there, and then the entry will arrive to you as an email, in its entirety. Whew! Okay, now on with the show. My column this week is called PANTY PARTY, and the video is right here:

Ollie’s cover story, which I’ve get to finish but is awesome so far, is all about those freakin’ FREEGANS.

My Goddamn laptop has yet to be returned to me, and I can only imagine what those kids at the shop are doing with it. My imagination is vast, and vivid. But now that I’ve finally finished with my most pressing work, I am going to take a break. And I’m going to enjoy it. After all, I’m on a small island that is tailored specifically for just such a thing. So I’ll get back to you soon, with more updates about the insufferable and the pleasant among the people with whom I’ve been interacting. In the meantime, happy reading, and please comment on the Reader web site!